Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Top 10 Other Things Said in Skyrim by the Guard Who Used to be An Adventurer Like You


  1. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then my wife filed for divorce.
  2. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then you came along and took my job.
  3. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then I got bored because I couldn't level up anymore and had more money than I could ever spend.
  4. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then I took an arrow in the knee.  So take care of your knees.
  5. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then I got stung by a bee.
  6. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Oh wait, not you.  I had you confused with someone else.  You guys all look alike.
  7. I used to be an adventurer like you.  But I wanted a 401(k) and dental plan.
  8. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Now I just Tivo.
  9. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then I got sick of people saying "Bless you" every time I said "Fus ro dah."
  10. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then a guard asked me to trade places with him for a while and he never came back.
  11. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then I got tired of being an Internet meme, so I ... oh.

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