Top 10 Other Things Said in Skyrim by the Guard Who Used to be An Adventurer Like You

1. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then my wife filed for divorce.
2. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then you came along and took my job.
3. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then I got bored because I couldn't level up anymore and had more money than I could ever spend.
4. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then I took an arrow in the knee.  So take care of your knees.
5. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then I got stung by a bee.
6. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Oh wait, not you.  I had you confused with someone else.  You guys all look alike.
7. I used to be an adventurer like you.  But I wanted a 401(k) and dental plan.
8. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Now I just Tivo.
9. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then I got sick of people saying "Bless you" every time I said "Fus ro dah."
10. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then a guard asked me to trade places with him for a while and he never came back.
11. I used to be an adventurer like you.  Then I got tired of being an Internet meme, so I ... oh.

Upton Girl

This is Kate Upton:

What matters is that her uncle, U.S. Representative Fred Upton (R-Michigan), is co-sponsoring a bill in an attempt to stop the Environmental Protection Agency from regulating greenhouse gases.

Someone wrote a song about it.  Like to hear it?  Here it go!

Also, Congressman Upton introduced the Video Game Decency Act of 2007.

Death of a Dream Cafeteria

An amusing Los Angeles Times opinion article talks about the failed green experiment that was the U.S. House of Representatives cafeteria.  (And here's a 2008 New York Times article about the cafeteria when the experiment was underway.)  As the L.A. Times article is primarily interested in proving one political party right and the other wrong, it doesn't fully demonstrate why the attempt to make the cafeteria environmentally friendly failed.  But it does show that there's a lot more work to be done in researching and properly adopting green technology.

Just because we can make plates and flatware biodegradable doesn't mean that doing so is always feasible, cost-effective, or even the most planet-friendly option.  We have to consider the environmental and economic cost of creating, transporting, using, and disposing biodegradable goods.  That's where life cycle analysis comes in.  If a business establishment advertises green products or services, it should display the life cycle analyses of both conventional and green options to demonstrate that, in the end, its green program is truly green.  The mere appearance of going green is not enough; you have to do your homework.

The article also makes me wonder why the House cafeteria doesn't simply use china and silverware rather than disposable stuff.  If the cafeteria used china and silverware, its environmental cost would be in heat, water usage, and sewage production caused by dishwashers and dryers.  This cost, while not negligible, might compare favorably against the cost of incineration.

Green Kitsch

Who knows how long this green movement will last?  Either environmentalism will become such a way of life that it won't be noted as a movement anymore or it will be abandoned and we'll look back on it with mixed feelings.  In any case, the blog Go Back to Berkeley is here to capture our cute, unabashed attempts to go green.  (Spotted in a post on the Quarter to Three forum.)

Let's Life Cycle Analyze Everything

Consumer products already undergo some testing, generally to meet governmental regulations or a recognized set of standards.  This testing is done to ensure that the product attains a level of quality and does not pose an unacceptable risk of injuring the user.  But there is a risk from these products that is being overlooked: the environmental risk.

Some companies perform life cycle analyses of their products, attempting to quantify all environmental impacts of a product from cradle to grave.  A life cycle analysis examines, among other things, the environmental impact of the following phases in a product's life:

• Extraction and transport of materials used to make the product
• Manufacture and transport of the product
• Use of the product, including maintenance, repair, and storage
• Disposal of the product by consumer
• Destruction of the product through landfilling, incineration, or recycling

Life cycle analysis can reveal surprising facts about how a product impacts the environment.  Unfortunately, life cycle analysis is not widespread among industry, and the companies that practice it usually do not do so on a regular basis.

As the American economy recovers and our manufacturing sector is hopefully renewed, it would make sense to adopt industry-wide life cycle analysis practices now--not to wait until we're "ready."  If all products were to undergo life cycle analysis, the vast amount of information, processed by our vast computing power, can reveal areas of improvement that can be addressed in methods more easy and efficient than traditional methods of environmental remediation such as emissions reduction.  The life cycle analysis data can be made available to the public and can lead to a new, product-level movement in environmental stewardship.

As consumers, we all buy stuff, keep it in our house, and dispose of it in our environment.  It would be useful to know how everything, from our ballpoint pens to our plasma TVs, affect the environment from cradle to grave.

The Wattage of Life

As heard on the "Cities" episode of the WNYC Radiolab podcast at about the 38-minute mark, the estimated daily wattage of the following people:

• Someone just lying in bed all day: 90 watts
• A hunter-gatherer in a New Zealand tribe: 240 watts
• A typical American who commutes and uses common household appliances, including a computer: 11,000 watts! That's more daily energy than a blue whale requires.

Eighty percent of Americans live in cities, and cities are just growing and growing like insatiable monsters.

But, because cities are such dense producers and markets of science and innovation, if anyone will solve humanity's energy problems, it will probably be a city-dweller.

Sonamu PC

The Sonamu PC is a system comprising a computer case, power supply, and power module that automatically shuts off power to peripherals when they're not in use rather than let them remain on standby power.



From the video and comments, I believe the only vital component of the power-saving system is the power module that fits next to the power supply of the PC. It seems that you do not have to use Sonamu's case or power supply.

If you're building a PC and want an easy power-saving option, this is something to consider.