- I used to be an adventurer like you. Then my wife filed for divorce.
- I used to be an adventurer like you. Then you came along and took my job.
- I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I got bored because I couldn't level up anymore and had more money than I could ever spend.
- I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. So take care of your knees.
- I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I got stung by a bee.
- I used to be an adventurer like you. Oh wait, not you. I had you confused with someone else. You guys all look alike.
- I used to be an adventurer like you. But I wanted a 401(k) and dental plan.
- I used to be an adventurer like you. Now I just Tivo.
- I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I got sick of people saying "Bless you" every time I said "Fus ro dah."
- I used to be an adventurer like you. Then a guard asked me to trade places with him for a while and he never came back.
- I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I got tired of being an Internet meme, so I ... oh.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Top 10 Other Things Said in Skyrim by the Guard Who Used to be An Adventurer Like You
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